What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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