He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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