Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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