What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
ok first of all what the fuck
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
