just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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