Soap is not a condiment
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Why did my mother make you get naked?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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