I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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