He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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