I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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