Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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