Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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