Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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