that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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