Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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