We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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