I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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