Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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