My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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