They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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