I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You need Xanax blowdarts
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Randomize
