He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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