There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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