And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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