Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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