Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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