Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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