No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Randomize
