she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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