you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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