Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
