he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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