I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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