Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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