God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
