You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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