yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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