Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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