I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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