The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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