My hand turned me down
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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