physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Even my vagina gasped.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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