he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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