i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
