I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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