I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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