your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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