Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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