On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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