she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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