Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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