I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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